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Hope the following information is helpful for you and your family's health....

Gonorrhea Lectim:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.  The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."  The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in NOV.2008 ..... but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.  It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!

You take the first dose/step in March 2 2010 and the second dosage in Nov 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. 

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Tags: Disease, Vote

Received this week:

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Date:     Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:25:52 -0800
From:     Michael Weldon

Folks: 
As I have said for nearly 2 years -
JOHN McCAIN AND SARAH PALIN RAN UNOPPOSED 
Somehow, 'WE THE PEOPLE' let Congress put an imposter in place...
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F.Y.I.  
I am not a 'birther' - I believe Obama is legally a US citizen, but also a citizen of Indonesia and Kenya/UK. 
Such multiple citizenship is not illegal, but does ensure he is not a "NATURAL BORN CITZEN", therefore, he cannot legally hold the office of President of the United States...

Michael Weldon - 
Udon Thani, Thailand -

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Investigators declare, “Obama never attended Columbia University”

February 8th, 2010

American Grand Jury has archived extensive records over the past year which we used in our jury hearings. We now believe beyond a reasonable doubt that Obama is not a “natural born” citizen and it is even possible that he may be an illegal alien.

We also have records showing the Democratic National Convention fraudulently declared Obama constitutionally eligible while never vetting the “natural born” requirement with the electorate.

Now, new evidence has come to light whereby Dr. James Manning has declared that Obama never attended Columbia University [New York].

Dr. Manning has hired a team of investigators to comb over every bit of available evidence to validate his declaration.

Manning’s investigators conclusively state that:

1. Columbia University will not divulge whether the “alleged” diploma issued was in the name of Barry Soetoro or Barack Hussein Obama. No public record exists regarding the diploma.
2. Obama alleges he attended Columbia in 1982, 1983. But, the investigators have been UNABLE to turn up a single shred of written documentation for the years 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984 that show where Obama appeared on a school roster, register, faculty memo, bulletin board, school awards, dean’s list; where Obama’s name appeared in a yearbook, club record, fraternity record, extra curricular activity member roster, student newspaper, student radio or tv activity; where Obama appeared in any records as a worker, employee, laborer in or about Columbia University; where Obama enrolled in any sports activity or program.
3. As a graduating senior in 1983 he does not appear in any Political Science (his major) or Graduating Class yearbook or invitation records.
4. There is absolutely no documentation of any kind to show Obama attended, lived, worked or played at Columbia University during the investigated 4 years.
5. Interviewed professors, college employees, students (who were at Columbia during the years in question) have failed to turn up a single person that can remember Obama. This is irrefutable evidence. Think about your own situation if Obama had attended your college? A “now-famous” person went to your school? Many would be able to say, “of course I remember.” At Columbia, not a single person has been able to say he or she remembers Obama.

Tags: Democrat, aliens

How about the new Tiger Wood Golf Game?

Tags: Golf, Funny

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel: Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.

Nearly 75 years ago Roosevelt said: Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel; this is the promised land.

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land.

Tags: Obama

From www.FOXNews.com

January 11, 2010

Interesting News today from Fox News about my favorite Lady Conservative ... see story.

2008 Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is joining Fox News as a contributor, the news channel announced Monday.

The former Alaska governor, whose book, Going Rogue: An American Life, became a bestseller weeks before it was released and remains No. 2 on the New York Times bestseller list, has signed a multi-year deal to offer her political commentary and analysis across all Fox News platforms, including Fox Business Channel, FoxNews.com and Fox News Radio.

She will also participate in special event political programming for Fox Broadcasting.

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news," Palin said in a written release.

Palin will also host periodic episodes of Fox News Channel's "Real American Stories," a series exploring inspirational real-life tales of overcoming adversity throughout the American landscape that will debut in 2010.

"Governor Palin has captivated everyone on both sides of the political spectrum and we are excited to add her dynamic voice to the FOX News lineup," said Bill Shine, executive vice president of programming.

Prior to joining Sen. John McCain on the 2008 presidential ticket, Palin was the first woman to serve as governor of Alaska, taking the oath in 2006. As governor, she worked on improving resource development, education, health and transportation and infrastructure development.

Prior to holding the office of governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla City Council in Alaska as well as two terms as the mayor and manager of Wasilla, and worked as an oil and gas industry regulator.

Owned by News Corp, Fox News Channel is a 24-hour general news service covering breaking news as well as political, entertainment and business news, and has been the most-watched cable news channel in the country for eight years running. It features the top 13 programs in cable news and can be seen in more than 90 million homes.

Tags: Conservative

In my nightmare I found myself nude in bed. I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling and I discovered that I am a Negro ... and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo ... it was that same color, Black!

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair ... But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself... aloud, "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn around and it's my boyfriend, Jimenez ... Just what I needed!!! More...

Tags: minority

I don’t know who wrote this piece about the “Change” that has been happening in America but the logic and the history lesson should be heeded. I could have written it because I feel the same way, uneasy and questioning … why? Why is the Country I grew up in so different from the memories of my youth fifty years ago? Is it Progress … or are we simply repeating the dark side of history? David Petronis … 26 October 2009

The Observation … Anonymous.

I have come to think there is something monumentally large afoot and I do not believe it is simply a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus…

Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten to fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.

We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people we know they can never pay back? Why? More...

Tags: war, debt, change

Bush nor Israel had the Balls to Bomb Iran, Now Obama will Talk them to Death ... Now we have the North Korean Commies to deal with again... Start the Day off Right ... Stay Conservative and buy a gun ... while you still can !

Today is the 70th Anniversary of the Start of World War Two, September 1, 1939.  Fifty Million people were estimated to have lost their lives in the ongoing years till War's end. Something to think about when then, like today, we were not prepared Mentally nor Militarily to respond to a threat from a National Socialist Party of Brown Shirts and Black Shirts who simply wanted to Right the Wrongs of the Past Administration. History can and will be repeated if common people lose their Faith. This Video urges us to Remember ... watch then join the Tea Party.

Tags: war, peace

“I see the Capital Region Quarterly Sales Tax receipt numbers are in for this Second Quarter of 2009 and the area is down from 4 to 10% in tax revenue,” was my first comment to my wife over Sunday morning coffee. I continued, “Saratoga County led the decline with 10.27% less taxes collected over the same period of last year, equating to about 2.5 million dollars.“ Cathy replied, “Didn’t you write about that last week?”

I wrote in a Letter to the Editor of our local Express that sales tax revenue increases are not about to offset any give-a-ways for PILOT Programs to developers of the Esplanade Project in Mechanicville. In the letter I said, “If you want to build it, pay for it; don’t ask us taxpayers to foot the bill.”

Someone asked me why I bother to write Letters to Editors or commentary articles on various subjects. “Generally nobody really cares about anything except their own job and family,” was a comment. I explained simply, “If not me, who?” But with that response I also questioned my motive. Was I the type of person who just wanted to see his name in print? Searching my soul, the answer was much more than, “no.” I’ve had my fifteen minutes of fame supposedly allotted to us all, in fact many times over. I don’t need recognition but I feel a need to speak out when I recognize a problem. I guess I have a need to comment thinking if I don’t, who will? I’ve never been one to leave it up to the other guy to get rid of the dead skunk in the road. More...

Tags: taxes, comics

Your kids got nothing to do?  Show them this Jazz ....  Jambalaya, Crayfish Pie ...

Assume. What a word it is! What a scenario those two syllables can put together. Know that life is hard enough but when assumption enters a phase of it the process is usually a learning experience. So, for the next several minutes, let’s assume that I, the author, know what I’m writing about and you, the reader, will either be entertained, or learn something.

I have been in sales, in sales management and now own several businesses. I have been trained in and also taught sales, closings and time management. I am of retirement age but choose to be working. I have what some people would call a type A personality. The point is, I have lived a full life and quite probably know what I write about. Many years ago while attending a seminar, my mind was opened to a very interesting question; Who is the ass in assume, you or me?

Sounds dumb, doesn’t it? Let’s take a look at my experiences just this past week and find out what happens when one person assumes another person knows what they are doing. A contractor stopped in to my gun shop and asked if I still needed brick work, we made a deal and I hired him. I knew of his work and he seemed reliable, especially after showing up on time for several days. He was working by the hour and he and I kept time schedules. When his bill came to me I assumed our hours would basically be the same; they were not. More...

Tags: assume